The Newest Conspiracy Theorist

So it would be safe to say that when I hear a conspiracy theory my first thought is, "there is a crazy person who won't accept reality." But ever since this Osama Bin Laden guy was "supposedly" killed I have realized how fun conspiracies are. I mean it is completely obvious that Osama Bin Laden never really existed and his death is just a publicity stunt in order to get Obama elected again who isn't even American and instead a spy for a different country. And everyone knows Osama Bin Laden for his most evil terrorist act, the creation of the television show the Jersey Shore. I am just saying some times the answer is too easy, so you should come up with a nonsensical way to explain world events. Thus I have adopted the lifestyle of a conspiracy theorist. My point is my first impression of conspiracy theories was wrong, and if you can't beat em, join em.