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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

5 is the Loneliest Number

Most people would agree being the 5th wheel is not enjoyable. That is not where my first impression was wrong. I am always wrong when hanging out with a group of friends and I don't think I am the 5th wheel. I assume we are just hanging out and having fun, just a group of friends. Thats when the two girls in the group leave the room to go to the bathroom or chat, you know whatever girls do. Now it is just three guys in the room, me and my two friends. Instantly I am hit with the stare. Now of course the guys will never say they told you to leave, but its not hard to tell what the stare means. Clearly they are saying, "We are trying to get some here, so we are going to tell you to leave with our eyes instead of actually saying it." Now I understand this, I am not trying to get in the way of desperate attempts to hang out with the opposite sex. I mean it isn't like I leave and cry myself to sleep or anything. . . most of the time. It's not my first impression of being a 5th wheel thats wrong, it is always recognizing that seamless transition from a group hanging out to me being unwelcome. My point is my first impression of 5th wheel situations are always wrong.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I'm SO deep

My first thought when I used to hear that people had blogs was "you mean you have a place when you attempt to sound profound and the only reason you have followers is because they read it and make fun of you." High school is when I first heard of people blogging. High school blogging usually consists of quoting songs, posting random pictures found online, or last and certainly most annoying failed attempts of saying something deep. I am sorry to say that your philosophical ramblings about staring at stars aren't that deep. The worst comes when someone breaks up from their supposed soul mate in high school, which is always followed by some depressing, the world has ended, no one will ever love me blog entry. Thanks to this idiotic high school occurrence my impression of blogging was that it was all this pathetic. As I grew older and only slightly wiser I found that blogs take many forms. I personally prefer to read tech blogs and blogs I find humorous (none of them written by high schoolers). Now I know that I am not deep and profound but at least I hope my blog doesn't make it appear as if I try to be. My point is my first impressions of blogs was wrong.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Miss Calc-ulation

My first impression of Calculus, "I can pass this class." So I ended up withdrawing. My point is screw calculus.